I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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