Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
