she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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