Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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