You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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