SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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