Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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