so explain again why im purple
no
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
