Christians are straight up FREAKS
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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