oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
how drunk are you?
Several
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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