yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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