Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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