I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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