Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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