How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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