Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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