I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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