Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think a kid would responsible me up
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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