3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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