why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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