bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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