dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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