Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Randomize
