About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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