wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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