Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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