seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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