Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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