weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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