And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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