you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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