I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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