is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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