oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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