i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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