She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize