Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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