you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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