Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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