I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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