i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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