It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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