Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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