i may or may not be watching the land before time
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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