butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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