He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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