I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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