MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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