Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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