I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
