But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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