He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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